Russian oligarchs are plotting maliciously with their unwavering leader, Vladimir Putin on an invasion of Ukraine. Valery Gerasimov, Aleksandr Bortnikov, and Sergei Roldungin have all reportedly said that they will “follow their fearless leader” Vladimir Putin in whatever endeavour he may pursue.
This isn’t without retaliation from the Ukrainians
Their cabinet is hard at work preparing for the imminent onslaught. Oleksiy Neizhpapa, a high-ranking Navy official, suggests that a powerful Navy is the way to go.
Russia aims at reuniting the old Soviet Union, and Ukraine is just the first step. Various celebrities have commented on the stress this is putting on the world
“I feel as if I can’t breathe, the poor Ukrainian people, I feel horrible,” said Kim Kardashian.
“There must be something we can do, we can protest, or raise awareness somehow!” a UC Berkeley student said.
An anonymous letter was given to the TMZ reporters in Kyiv, stating that there was substantial evidence that Russia is violating the Helsinki Accords and committing war crimes in Ukrainian territory. This disregard for basic human dignity shows how evil the Russians have become.
A crisis is coming soon, and it is already clear that both sides are preparing for an all-out war. Our reporters are hunkering down in key cities and making sure that every controversy is exposed.
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